"How to order a Philly Cheesesteak"

If you're a local, you know the drill.

If you're an out-of-towner, please don't compare our cheesesteaks to the ones sold at subway.

There are many places to choose from but the best known and most publicized places are Pat's and Geno's Steaks in South Philly. Both are located across the street from each other on 9th Street and Passyunk Avenue.

Enough said, let's order a steak...

Step 1
Specify if you want your steak with (wit) or without (wit-out) onions.
(If you're a not a rookie this should come naturally)
Step 2
Specify Plain - Cheese Whiz - Provolone - American Cheese or a Pizza Steak.
Step 3
Have your money ready. (Do all of your borrowing in line)
Step 4
Practice all of the above while waiting in line.
(If you made a mistake, don't panic, just go to the back of the line and start over)

If you still need help, here's a photo